The quiet exit department
Less awkward living.
A small, very serious place for unserious boundary-setting gifts.
About My Favorite Alibi
My Favorite Alibi makes deadpan novelty gifts for overbooked people, chronic people-pleasers, and anyone who has ever rehearsed an exit in the bathroom mirror.
Our Mission
We believe boundaries can be kind, clear, and a little funny. Our collection turns the familiar urge to leave early into a theatrical, giftable reminder that “no thanks” is a complete sentence.
Our Guardrails
Everything we sell is satire and novelty entertainment. We do not create real records, official-looking forms, emergency alerts, medical materials, or communications that appear to come from an institution.
Never use our products to deceive, impersonate, fabricate an emergency, evade responsibility, or represent a landlord, employer, government agency, medical provider, emergency service, or any other person or organization.
Need Help?
Questions about products, delivery, or choosing a gift? Contact support and we will help you find the least dramatic way to make someone smile.